Roast of Larry the Cable Guy - Burn Book

From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: Larry's book was groundbreaking. It was the first book that liberals agreed it was okay to burn.

Biden Arcade

Q: What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game?
A: Space Invaders

Let's Vote Now

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ronald Reagan are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket. Bill says: "Let's do the Democratic thing. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver." They each write a name on a piece of paper and stuff it in a coffee can. Bush and Reagan get one vote each; Clinton gets six.