Pickup Lines

Condom Purchase

At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."

Anonymous

Pirate Pick Up Line

How 'bout jollying my roger? Yar!

Anonymous

Toe Poke

How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

Anonymous
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