One-Liner Jokes

No Repeat

My last customer wasn't happy with her massage
Think I rubbed her up the wrong way

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Written By: KielPhillips

Woman and Screen Doors

Q: What do women and screen doors have in common?
A: The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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Submitted BY: Paige123

Hard Times

Funeral homes are forever getting stiffed.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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