One-Liner Jokes

Attraction

I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet...
...but with my recent luck I think the polarity is wrong.

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Half To Death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Chess at Hotel

Q:  What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A:  Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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