One-Liner Jokes

Scrabble Pass

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

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Hard Way

If you want me to teach you how to bang on a door really loudly, let me know.
I went to the school of hard knocks.

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Aussies and Kiwi

Q: Why are Australians like kiwifruit?
A: Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside and too many of them will give you the shits!

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