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Hard Way
If you want me to teach you how to bang on a door really loudly, let me know.
I went to the school of hard knocks.
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Aussies and Kiwi
Q: Why are Australians like kiwifruit?
A: Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside and too many of them will give you the shits!
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Movie Night
To my girlfriend who suffers from Colrophobia and asked me to choose a movie tonight
I'm sorry, I didn't mean IT.
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