Old Age Jokes

Old MP's

OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage

Categories: Old Age Jokes
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Anonymous

Being Old and Bent

Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent?
Doctor: Yes there is - being young and broke.

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Anonymous

Crow Vision

My mom has crows feet in the corner of her eyes.
They really don't suit her. I told her she was too old for a facial tattoo.

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