Four Old Ladies and the F Word

Q:  How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
A:  Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Birth Control After 50

Q: What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity

Still Got It

I've sure gotten old; I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts, have bouts with dementia, have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. I've lost all my friends, but thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!