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Water Closet
My Uncle came out of the closet today.
He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the toilet.
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How Many Candles?
Recently seen on a card...
Outside: We don't feel sorry for you blowing out all those candles. What about us...
Inside: ... We had to stay up all night lighting them!
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Senior Sex
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. "To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if you would help me." "Of course," she smiled. "I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if your could hold my penis for a while." The old woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurrence, and every day the two elderly people sat on the park bench and she held his penis. One day, the woman went to the bench, but the man was not there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman- SHE was holding his penis! "What does SHE have that I don't?" She screeched. He looked up at her and smiled. "Parkinsons" he replied.
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