Old Age Jokes

Yo Mama - Sneeze

Yo mama is so old, when she sneezes, dust flies out.

Anonymous

Quick-thinking Senior Citizen.

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses". She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson!  Abraham Lincoln!"

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Anonymous

Water Closet

My Uncle came out of the closet today.
He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the toilet.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes)
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