Grandma Changed

In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.

Yo Mama - Antique Store

Yo mama is so old she went into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mama - Ten Commandments

Yo mama so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.