Initializing on PC

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.
Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." (Training stresses that we are "not the Soft-ware Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.)
Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"
Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized.
"Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"
Customer:(proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it'?"
Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"
Customer: "After they were initialized all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"

10 Business One Liners F-G

1. For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong.
2. For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.
3. Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
4. Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it.
5. Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted.
6. Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.
7. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
8. Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
9. Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration.
10. Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews. 

Business One Liners - There is No

• There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.
• There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong.
• There is no limit to how bad things can get.
• There is no limit to the amount of good that people can accomplish, if they don't care who gets the credit.
• There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
• There is no problem so large that it cannot be solved by the application of a correctly chosen thermonuclear device.
• There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
• There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
• There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist.
• There is no such thing as instant experience.
• There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.