More Business One Liners

• Any wire cut to length will be too short.
• Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
• Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else.
• Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
• Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.
• Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator. 
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
• Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.
• Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
• Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.

Filing System

Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde friend said. "Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"

The One - Liner Results

• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in.
• Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.
• The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree. The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.
• The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
• The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
• The most interesting results happen only once.
• The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.
• The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
• The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; the completely apparent takes forever.