What Not To Say In The Workplace

• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
• It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Office Woes

Couldn't believe all the shit on my desk this morning.
My co-workers really don't like me.

I Quit

Telegram received from ex-employee: "Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."