Money Jokes - Money Owed Jokes

Jews Yarmulkes

Q: Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
A: Because the little propellers cost extra!

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Seizures

I've been suffering a lot of seizures recently...
...so far they've taken my house, my car and my boat.

Anonymous

Trying to Pay Bar Tab

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer." The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars." The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. "Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that." The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."

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