Money Jokes - Money Owed Jokes

Lost Wallet at Auction

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!"

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Profit From Mistake

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July."

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Money Jokes (Currency Exchange Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Jews Yarmulkes

Q: Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
A: Because the little propellers cost extra!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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