Money Jokes - Money Owed Jokes

Profit From Mistake

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July."

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Jews Yarmulkes

Q: Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
A: Because the little propellers cost extra!

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Seizures

I've been suffering a lot of seizures recently...
...so far they've taken my house, my car and my boat.

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