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Answering Machine - Money
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.
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Rips You Off Daily
Q: What has six balls and rips you off daily?
A: The lottery.
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Blondes Getting Breast Implants
Q: Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?
A: So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
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