Money Jokes

Pants Realization

I never realized as I was growing up that our family didn't have much money. I thought all the girls wore full length pants in second grade and returned from summer wearing the same pants, but now we were calling them capris!

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Knock Knock - Texas

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!

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Scrooge Loves Rudolph

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

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