Military Jokes

Hostile Happy Hour

Q: What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
A: He got bombed.

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U.S. Marines to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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Marines Do Their Job

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The Marine replied, "I got my four Sir."

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