Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.

Rock Your World

Baby, I'll rock your world so hard it'll put Pluto back into the solar system!

Science Fiction Writers to Change Lightbulb 2

Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.