American Standards

Q: What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight?
A: There would be mass confusion.

Asteroid Hits Earth

Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

• You'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
• Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
• The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
• We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
• Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
• Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.
• There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure. 

Economics Ruins Life

Economics is ruining your life when...
- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner. 
- I spent one hour in a toy shop making up over 20 bundles of toys that could be purchased for $25 and then asked my son to select one of these bundles.