Log Negative Zero

Theorem: log(-1) = 0 Proof: a. log[(-1)^2] = 2 * log(-1) On the other hand: b. log[(-1)^2] = log(1) = 0 Combining a) and b) gives: 2* log(-1) = 0 Divide both sides by 2: log(-1) = 0 

Bermuda Triangle

Q: Why do so many people die from heat exhaustion when traveling through the Bermuda Triangle?
A: Because it's 180 degrees inside a triangle.

Solar System

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.