Math & Science Jokes

New Chemical Warfare

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "Wait, what?" asked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Sad Math

Q: Why is math always sad?
A: Because it has too many problems.

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Pliers

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." -- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

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