Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Schizophrenic

Q: How many schizophrenics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so...

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Social Scientist

Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Dartmouth Students

Q: How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity! Note: Dartmouth is way out in the middle of nowhere in New Hampshire.

Anonymous
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