Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Musician

Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Graduate Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It all depends on the size of the grant.

Anonymous

Blondes to Screw Light Bulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They only screw in cars.

Anonymous
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