Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Lutheran Theologians

Q: How many liberal Lutheran theologians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least 10, because they need to debate whether the light bulb exists. If they agree upon the bulb's existence, they might refrain from changing it to avoid alienating those who use other forms of light.

Anonymous

Flies In A Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Optimists

Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.

Anonymous
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