Light Bulb Jokes

Flies In A Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Optimists

Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two and a professor to take credit.

Anonymous
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