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Mice Screw in a Lightbulb
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two... but I don't know how they'd get in there!
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Light Bulb - New Yorker
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?
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Light Bulb - Publishers
Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
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