Light Bulb - Marketing Director

Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?

Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.