Light Bulb Jokes

Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?

Q:  How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None. Let the bitch do it by herself. Or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How Many Mimes?

Q: How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

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American Footballers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.

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