Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - USENETers

Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They are so busy hogging up bandwidth taking out their postadolescent frustrations on each other, that they never get around to it!

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Liberal Democrats

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

Anonymous

Russian Leaders

Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.

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