Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Graduate Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Musician

Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.

Anonymous

More Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Anonymous
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