Light Bulb Jokes

Feminists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.

Anonymous

Calvinist Lightbulbs

Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be the one that has been chosen to be changed.

Anonymous

Rednecks Change Light Bulb

Q: How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

Anonymous
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