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Klingons to Change Light Bulb
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.
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Light Bulb - Firemen
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
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Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware compatibility 1 to deny tech support 1 to configure the TCP/IP 1 to check for y2k compliance 1 to program the software to be compatible with the other software 1 to approve the invoice for the ladder 1 to change the bulb. (That's nine because there's always one more thing you need.)
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