Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - WASP's

Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

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Light Bulb - Teamsters

Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Twelve. Ya got a problem with dat?"

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Lightbulb - Junkie

Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.

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