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Supreme Court Decision Same Sex Marriage

Q: Why the US Supreme Court should have legalized Marijuana when they approved same sex-marriage?
A: Because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned.

Anonymous

Real News Headlines

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country:

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  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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  • Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

Anonymous

Lightbulb - Junkie

Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.

Anonymous
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