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Yo Mama - Sample Stealer

Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

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Pedophile at Heavens Gates

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

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Jeffrey Dahmer

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.

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