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Qualities of an Ideal Company

  1. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
  2. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
  3. "Sorry I'm late, but I'm still drunk from last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
  4. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow, and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus, right into your car.

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Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

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Yo Mama - Only Halloween

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

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