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Football Dog

Q:  Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A:  It was a boxer!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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Shooting Cans!

A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun. "Can I help you sir?" asked the shopkeeper. "Ah, yes... I want to buy a .44 Magnum please." The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for. The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!" "What? Cans! You don't need a .44 to shoot cans sir, a much smaller gun would do," advised the shopkeeper. The customer has enough and finally says, "Shut up and give me the dang .44 Mag... I want to shoot AmeriCans, MexiCans, and AfriCans!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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