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Family Fractions
Like many men, as I get older I am beginning to lose my hair. My children remind me of this reality from time to time, they and sometimes enjoy pointing it out to others. When my son was studying fractions in his second-grade class, one of his assignments was to use fractions in sentences. His teacher sent his work home for me and my wife to see. The sentences read: "2/4 of my family are girls. 2/4 of my family are boys. 1/4 of my family is bald."
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Blood
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."
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Elephants in the Fridge
Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
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