Jokes about Kids

Kids In The...

Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!

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LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!

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Is That a Record?

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

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