Dead Kitten

A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a passing car right in front of the little boy. The grandfather buried the kitten behind the barn, and the grandmother distracted the boy by giving him cookies and milk. While the little boy was eating, the following conversation took place. "Grandma, what happened to the kitten?" "It was killed by a car. The kitten is dead." "Where does a kitten go when it dies?" "God takes the kitten to heaven." The little boy took another bite of cookie and then said, "But, Grandma, what does God want with a dead kitten?"

Dump Truck

A man and his son were traveling to the Costco one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was coming from a near by dump truck that was backing up - it warns people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at Costco the lines were long (Wuhan Virus) and they found themselves in line behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden the fat lady's phone started beeping and the little boy, with fear in his eyes said, "Look out dad she's backing up!"

A Childs' Perspective!

• A monsoon is a French gentleman.
• For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
• To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
• Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.
• Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there.
• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
• The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming down.
• Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
• Someday we might discover magnets that can point in any direction.
• One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
• Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
• Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
• There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the earth because so many people are stomping around there these days.
• The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
• There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.
• I'm not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know how to do it, and that's the important thing.
• The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.