Dead Kitten

A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a passing car right in front of the little boy. The grandfather buried the kitten behind the barn, and the grandmother distracted the boy by giving him cookies and milk. While the little boy was eating, the following conversation took place. "Grandma, what happened to the kitten?" "It was killed by a car. The kitten is dead." "Where does a kitten go when it dies?" "God takes the kitten to heaven." The little boy took another bite of cookie and then said, "But, Grandma, what does God want with a dead kitten?"

Dump Truck

A man and his son were traveling to the Costco one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was coming from a near by dump truck that was backing up - it warns people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at Costco the lines were long (Wuhan Virus) and they found themselves in line behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden the fat lady's phone started beeping and the little boy, with fear in his eyes said, "Look out dad she's backing up!"

You Might Be A Redneck - Kool-Aid

You might be a redneck if your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.