Jokes about Kids

Elephants in the Fridge

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.

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Great Plains

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

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Birth Control Pills

A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's." "Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"

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