Jokes about Families

Mother Daughter Exchange

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

Anonymous

Life

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.   ...Clarence Darrow

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Submitted BY: Clarence Darrow

Stop

A lady drove a van full of a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot looking for a space. Obviously frazzled she coasted through a stop sign; "Hey lady have you forgotten how to stop?!" yelled an irate man she rolled down the window and said "What makes you think these are all mine?"

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