Jokes about Families

Ain't She Cute

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled... isn't she cute?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."

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Hononlulu

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd

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Keep It In The Family

Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick is red.

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