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In our quest to bring laughter to the world and get you through the day, our expert humorists select a great joke of the day. Our most recent selections are archived for you here. Want them delivered straight to your e-mail each morning, just register and opt-in to our daily or weekly jokes.

Ellen Degeneres' Sneakers

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers coming out? They are called "Dykeees".  They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!

Featured on: 3-1-2022
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Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 
A: To get to the other side!

Featured on: 2-28-2022
Submitted BY: Dumpling2

West Virginia Hick Marriage

Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

Featured on: 2-27-2022
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