Yo Mama - Chia Pet

Yo mama so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.

Yo Mama - Doritos

Yo mama so small she hang glides with Doritos!

Feel Better

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me.. the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."