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Old Friends

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Driveway

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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Anonymous

Praise the Lord

Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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