Insult Jokes

Open-minded Insult

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Anonymous

West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (West Virginia Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Funny Thoughts (Stupid Insults) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Dummie

A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom. He asked, "What on earth are you doing?!?!" The wife turned to the other man and replied, "See, I told you he was as dumb as a post."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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