True Stories

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.

6 Ways Footballs Are Like Blondes

6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.

Flutes Out of Tune

Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.