Educational Priority

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 12, 1993 Rhett Jacobs, Democratic candidate for the South Carolina House and a man who listed "education" as his top priority, submitted a required campaign disclosure form in October, handwritten, on which he detailed expenses for "filling fee," "campain work" and "litature."

Sixty Minutes

You're so slow, it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes."

Yo Momma - BVDs

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."