Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Knock Knock - Amory

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Anonymous

Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

Anonymous

Christmas Plot

One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

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