Holiday Jokes - 4th of July Jokes

Mission Statement

Q: How is a healthy person like the United States of America?
A: They both have great constitutions.

Anonymous

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?
A: Beneduck Arnold.

Anonymous

England Holidays

Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Yes, they also have July 3rd and July 5th!

Anonymous
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