Jones is Checking Out of a Hotel

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied. He runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says, "Dear Mr. Jones, All is forgiven. Just tell us...where is it?"

4 Out of 5 Suffer

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

Frozen Desert

Q: Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake?
A: They're afraid it has boogers in it.